linuxusers:

charlesoberonn:

penis-hilton:

this is making me so mad

linuxusers:

charlesoberonn:

penis-hilton:

this is making me so mad

corpsepose:

happy easter

haanigram:

THE LAST EPISODE OF FUTURAMA 1999 - 2013

theshannasaurus:

lolshtus:

What would Jesus do?

I’m glad I’m acting in a way the lord would approve.

theshannasaurus:

lolshtus:

What would Jesus do?

I’m glad I’m acting in a way the lord would approve.

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

xephyrethecracked:

WHO DID THIS. WHO!!!!?
GIVE THEM TO ME SO I CAN HUG THEM AND LOVE THEM

nevver:

In book stores today
1928 Allis Chalmers Monarch Model 75 2 (by Jack Snell - USA)

1928 Allis Chalmers Monarch Model 75 2 (by Jack Snell - USA)

The trick, kiddo,” his mom replies slowly. “Is finding someone who complements you instead of completes you. You need to be complete on your own.
The Fight, and Fate by the farofixer  (via supmariss)